Cattle Chaos

A bull, a village, and no brakes.

4.0(6.9K votes)830K playsBananacorpReleased April 19, 2025
Cattle Chaos gameplay artwork

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HTML5Playable on mobile
  • #physics
  • #destruction
  • #funny
  • #arcade

About Cattle Chaos

Cattle Chaos is a physics sandbox with a scoring system attached. You are a bull with a grudge and ninety seconds to reduce a sunlit village square to splinters, chaining destruction for multipliers.

Twelve maps escalate from a market stall to a wedding marquee, and each one hides bonus targets worth more than everything around them. It is deliberately silly, and it runs on anything.

How to play

  1. 1Charge in straight lines — turning mid-charge bleeds all your momentum.
  2. 2Chain hits within three seconds to keep the multiplier alive; it is worth more than any single big target.
  3. 3Hit stacked objects at the base so the whole pile counts.
  4. 4Find the hidden bonus target on each map before the timer drops below twenty seconds.

Controls

A / D
Steer
W
Charge
Space
Headbutt
S
Skid stop

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