Cattle Chaos
A bull, a village, and no brakes.
4.0(6.9K votes)830K playsBananacorpReleased April 19, 2025
Loads instantly · No download · No account needed
HTML5Playable on mobile
- #physics
- #destruction
- #funny
- #arcade
About Cattle Chaos
Cattle Chaos is a physics sandbox with a scoring system attached. You are a bull with a grudge and ninety seconds to reduce a sunlit village square to splinters, chaining destruction for multipliers.
Twelve maps escalate from a market stall to a wedding marquee, and each one hides bonus targets worth more than everything around them. It is deliberately silly, and it runs on anything.
How to play
- 1Charge in straight lines — turning mid-charge bleeds all your momentum.
- 2Chain hits within three seconds to keep the multiplier alive; it is worth more than any single big target.
- 3Hit stacked objects at the base so the whole pile counts.
- 4Find the hidden bonus target on each map before the timer drops below twenty seconds.
Controls
- A / D
- Steer
- W
- Charge
- Space
- Headbutt
- S
- Skid stop



